Brewfest’s upon us again.
Last night I managed to pick up the quest that has you wearing beer goggles and shooting pink Elekks. Which I completed today. And went to hand in…
Except that it’s been removed, because of European restrictions. Fair enough, think I. But…..
We can still get the beer goggles, we are still encouraged to get completely smashed for several achieves….and worst of all, one of them involves getting completely bladdered and THROWING YOURSELF OFF A HIGH PLACE?!!
It seems to me that shooting Pink Elekks is the least harmful of the various tasks.
Although, considering all that I’ve seen on a Saturday night in town, maybe we should have achieves like “Find your knickers”, “An Appropriate Place to Pee”, “Mys’ Girlfriendz In ZZere….Lemme In….”, “Pavement Pizza” and the alltime classic “Gonna Get You, You Fecker….”